{"id":14607,"date":"2023-06-01T11:13:45","date_gmt":"2023-06-01T10:13:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=14607"},"modified":"2023-06-01T11:19:42","modified_gmt":"2023-06-01T10:19:42","slug":"joe-2-2-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/06\/01\/joe-2-2-4\/","title":{"rendered":"2 + 2 = 4"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The present <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The future <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The past <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The present is as thin as a ruler <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is the shallow space<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As seen on an hour glass <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is slight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And soon it will become the past <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The past no longer exists <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The future will exist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But at present it is nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you concluded your defence Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe this is a straightforward question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you assassinate the politician <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please explain <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not assassinate the politician <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you denying responsibility <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When there were hundreds of witnesses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then who was responsible <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was there another assassin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are talking in riddles Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My pistol was responsible <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I cannot physically have that relationship with a bullet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you pulled the trigger <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is correct <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was it was your intention to kill the politician <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot answer that question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it was in the past <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The past no longer exists <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But here in the present you are accused of an assassination <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is an abstract <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not physical <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am here in court <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sitting down <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a little cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the courtroom is highly ventilated <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am chewing gum which has become tasteless <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the future I will dispose of this gum <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The future will become the present <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But at present it is nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I will continue chewing the gum <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although it is not a crime I do not like gum to be chewed in my court <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The clerk with pass you a tissue <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p 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