{"id":14779,"date":"2023-06-11T09:34:37","date_gmt":"2023-06-11T08:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=14779"},"modified":"2023-06-11T09:46:02","modified_gmt":"2023-06-11T08:46:02","slug":"made-in-zurich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/06\/11\/made-in-zurich\/","title":{"rendered":"Made in Zurich"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I first saw my girlfriend naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I noticed that she had a blue tattoo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the area just above her bum <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Made in Zurich <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was an enigmatic message <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or so I thought <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As my girlfriend was Yorkshire born <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unlike my parents her mother and father <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Had been divorced many years <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her mother lived in the USA <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And her father in West London <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This oddity really faded <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From my immediate thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Until the day before our wedding <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I met her mother for the first time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I told her that my name was Guy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And she said that her name was Romy Simon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although most people called her Zurich for short <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I first saw my girlfriend naked I noticed that she had a blue tattoo In the area just above her bum Made in Zurich It was an enigmatic message Or so I thought As my girlfriend was Yorkshire born Unlike my parents her mother and father Had been divorced many years Her mother lived [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14779"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14779\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14783,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14779\/revisions\/14783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}