{"id":14892,"date":"2023-06-18T08:15:50","date_gmt":"2023-06-18T07:15:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=14892"},"modified":"2023-06-18T08:29:22","modified_gmt":"2023-06-18T07:29:22","slug":"storm-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/06\/18\/storm-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Storm"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At about two in the morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A brave storm woke me up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I tried to sleep but without success <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The storm had joined me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In my dreams <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was a knock at the door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wandered down the stairs naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And answered the window<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I met a couple who had abandoned <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Their car by the concrete storm drain <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were soaked through <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I offered them clouds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And made them coffee coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The woman who was a schoolteacher <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Told me that I was hung like a nigger <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And after thanking her for her kind words <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I told her that niggers were no longer hung in these parts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I complemented her on her pert breasts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And was told that she was dreading bearing children <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This was the reason that she had married a queer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What an awesome dreamer you are you are <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What an awesome dreamer you are<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My wife said to me as she lay on my chest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And watched the storm in her dreams<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At about two in the morning A brave storm woke me up I tried to sleep but without success The storm had joined me In my dreams There was a knock at the door I wandered down the stairs naked And answered the window I met a couple who had abandoned Their car by the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14892"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14895,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14892\/revisions\/14895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}