Be Happy if you can be Happy if not be Slightly Happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be Kind to all those around you if not be Good Nature d <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be Gentle and love all the creatures that cross your path <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or in the lane outside of the cottage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Up to Mr Brown’s garage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love cats always love cats <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love dogs if not love do tolerate dogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even if they shit in places you consider sacred <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Consider every Butterfly Beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always read Agatha Christie novels <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When on nudist beaches <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finance your wife or girlfriends tattoo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But insist on a likeness of a butterfly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always consider that your guardian angel is blonde <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always consider that your guardian angel is white <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always consider that your guardian angel is beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Build a rural residence on your right shoulder <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For your blonde beautiful and white guardian angel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Never think that anyone is more intelligent than you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be gentle to those who are less intelligent than you<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always be self confident but do not display arrogance <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always be arrogant but do not display self confidence<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always be nice to gay girls as most women are bisexual <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always be nice to ugly and fat women as they also bleed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Come to terms that fat and ugly women may be bisexual <\/p>\n\n\n\n
French women are the most feminine in the world (fact)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The French language is the most beautiful language (fact)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The French accent is the most beautiful in the world (fact)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
These facts need to be defended from the uneducated <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ir is your mission to ensure that these facts are protected<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Say your prayers twice a day and three times on Friday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always thank God for creating you in his image <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always thank God for giving you your looks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the ability to think and the ability to see<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Never let God down by associating with those who have <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Keep a clear picture of what is a sin and what is not a sin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Marry Mr Brown’s daughter who is incredibly beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And who will inherit the garage in future years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The garage has a geography second to none <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And is a perfect place for writing poetry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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