{"id":1496,"date":"2015-04-04T14:27:36","date_gmt":"2015-04-04T14:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=1496"},"modified":"2015-04-04T14:27:36","modified_gmt":"2015-04-04T14:27:36","slug":"monta-and-monta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2015\/04\/04\/monta-and-monta\/","title":{"rendered":"Monta and Monta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monta and Monta were Siamese twins<\/p>\n<p>Who were joined at the hip<\/p>\n<p>They were schooled separately in Hebrew and Maths<\/p>\n<p>Monta was quite plain whilst his sister was very beautiful<\/p>\n<p>They were married on the same day<\/p>\n<p>But soon indulged in numerous affairs<\/p>\n<p>Which they did not reveal to each other<\/p>\n<p>Even though they shared the same bed<\/p>\n<p>In their later years<\/p>\n<p>They bred Judas Quails<\/p>\n<p>To alienate their friends<\/p>\n<p>As they feared invasion<\/p>\n<p>Monta died aged fifty-five<\/p>\n<p>From a tropical disease<\/p>\n<p>But her twin<\/p>\n<p>Lived for another twenty-five years<\/p>\n<p>Blissfully unaware of her death<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monta and Monta were Siamese twins Who were joined at the hip They were schooled separately in Hebrew and Maths Monta was quite plain whilst his sister was very beautiful They were married on the same day But soon indulged in numerous affairs Which they did not reveal to each other Even though they shared [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}