{"id":14960,"date":"2023-06-21T16:11:11","date_gmt":"2023-06-21T15:11:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=14960"},"modified":"2023-06-21T16:15:54","modified_gmt":"2023-06-21T15:15:54","slug":"the-dream-fields-of-margaret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/06\/21\/the-dream-fields-of-margaret\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dream Fields of Margaret"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He ploughs the air <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He measures a twig <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He opens the door with an axe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is making clothes for fishes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is teaching a pig to play on a flute <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He catches the wind with a net <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He changes a fly into an elephant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is making ropes of sand <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He draws water with a sieve <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He puts a hat on a hen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He roasts snow in a furnace <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is teaching iron to swim<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found these twelve proverbs of absurd actions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Engraved into the trunk of an ancient oak <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the Dream Fields of Margaret <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which can be found in her field of dreams <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He ploughs the air He measures a twig He opens the door with an axe He is making clothes for fishes He is teaching a pig to play on a flute He catches the wind with a net He changes a fly into an elephant He is making ropes of sand He draws water with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14960"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14964,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14960\/revisions\/14964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}