{"id":14996,"date":"2023-06-23T08:29:25","date_gmt":"2023-06-23T07:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=14996"},"modified":"2023-06-23T19:04:56","modified_gmt":"2023-06-23T18:04:56","slug":"moral-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/06\/23\/moral-tale\/","title":{"rendered":"Moral Tale"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I saw the au pair&#8217;s bare bottom this morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a complete accident as I had forgotten my briefcase <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And had returned to our Highgate house <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My briefcase was waiting for me on the dining table <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I then popped into the nursery once again to say goodbye to Gordon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Valencia was bending over his play pen as he was rather lively <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was completely naked as Gordie had interrupted her shower <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not know who was the more surprised <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I made my apologies and left<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But what did stick in my mind was her butt tattoo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which although in Spanish read <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am spoken for<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> By the city of my birth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Valencia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw the au pair&#8217;s bare bottom this morning It was a complete accident as I had forgotten my briefcase And had returned to our Highgate house My briefcase was waiting for me on the dining table I then popped into the nursery once again to say goodbye to Gordon Valencia was bending over his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14996"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15001,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14996\/revisions\/15001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}