{"id":15151,"date":"2023-07-03T21:48:56","date_gmt":"2023-07-03T20:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=15151"},"modified":"2023-07-03T21:57:21","modified_gmt":"2023-07-03T20:57:21","slug":"lift-to-my-apartment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/07\/03\/lift-to-my-apartment\/","title":{"rendered":"Lift to My Apartment"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where does that door lead to Douglas <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not a door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If by chance you opened that door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then you would plunge five floors <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Probably to your death <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you telling me that those are lift doors <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have never seen an apartment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With its own lift <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are quite common <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does it not make you nervous <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I mean you are so near death <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am as near to death <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I am next to a window <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or when I stand on the balcony <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your observation makes little sense <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about your privacy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have no privacy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Neither do you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nobody in this city enjoys privacy Sylvia <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May I remove my shoes as my toes are sore <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of course <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you should wear softer shoes <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where does that door lead to Douglas It is not a door If by chance you opened that door Then you would plunge five floors Probably to your death Are you telling me that those are lift doors Yes I have never seen an apartment With its own lift They are quite common Does it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15151"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15155,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15151\/revisions\/15155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}