I am a great admirer of magnets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are so uncomplicated <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Note tell George Borrow Tomorrow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously these words are worthless <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a world full of hope <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why hope my friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not hope to be wealthy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is an abstract <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not even a dream<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yesterday I was given two books <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A copy of the Bible <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And a study of a philosopher <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The likeness on the cover suggested <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That the said philosopher wore glasses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which is incorrect as he never wore glasses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is very confusing Honey Bee <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was in Bath yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When some Christians knocked at the door <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I ignored them as I was covered in suds <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They posted a leaflet through my door <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do Magnets Masturbate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Its subject was how to resist the urge to masturbate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Through God and the Bible <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I found it very amusing as the Bible <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does not mention masturbation <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which suggests that God does really not give a fuck <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Methinks it is the work of those <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who are ashamed of their sexuality <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or who are ambiguous to say the least <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was having a miserable day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And this was very dunnie funnie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I popped down to the local church <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And left a fiver diver in the wall safe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before I close my friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let me assure you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That these events <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have not inhibited my admiration <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of magnets 1+2+3<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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