{"id":15354,"date":"2023-07-15T06:06:05","date_gmt":"2023-07-15T05:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=15354"},"modified":"2023-07-15T06:15:51","modified_gmt":"2023-07-15T05:15:51","slug":"martin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/07\/15\/martin\/","title":{"rendered":"Martin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have a friend named Martin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who is a rare creature <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is my intellectual equal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But unlike me he is small <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And looks rather weak <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sadly this means <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That he is prone to being bullied <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yet when this happens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He destroys his opponents<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With his astonishing intellect <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have watched him in action <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As he destroys stupid people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(always study their vacant eyes) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sometimes it takes only a few words <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before his adversary loses the plot<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And it is great to watch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sometimes Martin and I fence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just for fun as if playing chess <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We realise that there will not be a winner <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is not the object of the game <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is like bouncing a ball against a wall <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Satisfying repetitive and fluid <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just in a way like life as it passes  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a friend named Martin Who is a rare creature He is my intellectual equal But unlike me he is small And looks rather weak Sadly this means That he is prone to being bullied Yet when this happens He destroys his opponents With his astonishing intellect I have watched him in action As [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15354"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15360,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15354\/revisions\/15360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}