I still have not forgiven you Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why I purchased your favourite perfume <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Riots of Paris <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funny Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Present it to Marie Ange <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I only said that she was like a fine wine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you think I feel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Every time you go to France <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You come back or even if I am with you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Telling me how beautiful and feminine French women are<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
OUCH <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That hurt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan abuse I think <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was a shitty joke Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I tried to make it special for you and you took the piss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was very special you should have seen my recording <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which I might say ended up as a train journal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought it was an ICE train from Germany <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you know that I went from hero to zero in a few seconds <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I felt intensely stupid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Baby moods <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan if you want to die then I swear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cried a little <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Women in your condition are emotional <\/p>\n\n\n\n
STAN <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It occurred to me that I might have been filmed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think you were judging by the number of phones <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I checked the internet and the trash newspapers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who I reasoned had grown tired of perverted television presenters sending and asking for dick pics from underage boys <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I was next <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Gender Reveal Nude <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I could see the headlines <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Each day whilst you were away I went to Smiths <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To buy The Sun and all its pals <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And later on I waited for the Evening Standard <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But nobody was interested in me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even Tik Tok was quiet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
THANK GOD <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But that does not let you off Stan<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you were the Cunt of Cunts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I punished you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not my book of French actresses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Worse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My train set <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Much worse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you remember your jolly to the England game last month <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You each received a signed football or at least it was signed by those who could write <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was a lovely gift much appreciated<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you look out of the window what can you see <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not be clever Stan as you are on thin ice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
London <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh I see you want to play hardball <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look at the lines below our apartment <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you see <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Railway lines <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pussy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh there is a football there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One of the kids must have kicked it over the fence<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know as well as I do there are no kids who play football around here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No fucking space <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You did not kick my England football on to the track did you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I used DHL<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jane that is an awful thing to do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And yours was not awful Stan<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I forgive you Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was only a possession <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A much loved footy possession<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But a possession nonetheless <\/p>\n\n\n\n
God says forgive those who sin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will not get another one you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shit happens <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Baby Brain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you say Baby Brain once more you will join the football <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hold this bag idiot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is in it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will find out in time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A present <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not a present Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just think of it as the High Ground <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are we going <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meruello’s <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I need a fucking coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good idea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No more Stan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Remember your last coffee shampoo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not forget the bag <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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