{"id":15475,"date":"2023-07-22T06:52:39","date_gmt":"2023-07-22T05:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=15475"},"modified":"2023-07-22T06:52:39","modified_gmt":"2023-07-22T05:52:39","slug":"nose-bleed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/07\/22\/nose-bleed\/","title":{"rendered":"Nose Bleed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whenever I go near a parrot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My nose bleeds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is quite is awful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I work in a pet shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just went to a doctor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who has advised me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To get an elfin cut<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And learn to play the piano <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I go near a parrot My nose bleeds This is quite is awful As I work in a pet shop I just went to a doctor Who has advised me To get an elfin cut And learn to play the piano<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15476,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15475\/revisions\/15476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}