I had always had a softness for beautiful policemen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know the type blond handsome and very tall <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sadly you did not meet them very often in the street <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they no longer entrapped dirty faggots in the parks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then came the totally idiotic pandemic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When our green and pleasant land became a prison <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There were rules and rules about rules about rules <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One was allowed to exercise but not kiss infected butterflies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And exercise we did for hours and hours on end <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Across meadows and streams hills and footpaths free <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were a million miles away from the diseased markets of other lands <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yet we finally made a mistake as Jane and I stopped for a break <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On our large common that stretched as far as the eye could see<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was after I had finished my first cup of lemon tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I noticed a fat pervert alone on his mountain bike <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought this a little strange as there were no sheep to fuck <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How wrong I was as he was a police spy and we were fair game<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As an hour or so later as we crossed a railway bridge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A police car pulled up beside us and the most handsome policeman <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stepped out and asked us what we were doing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thankfully I was a few steps behind Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Studying the signalling layout towards the town <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jane signalled for me not to answer for fear of arrest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And told the young policeman in her glorious clipped tones <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That we were off for a little trot as the day was rather gentle<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that was that the policeman smiled at Jane (or rather her chest) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He told her to have a lovely day totally ignoring me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And casually ran his hand through his golden mane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he returned to his car still smiling shyly<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We both spent a moment trying to take in what had happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Country Ways<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jane <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I said quietly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Country Ways <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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