Why are you smiling Gill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was just thinking <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would your parents think <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If they came into this room<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would they be shocked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whatever for <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am in bed with the person I love <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who just happens to be a woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What does Rex think of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He thinks the world of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really I have always found him quite homophobic<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He has no problem with gay girls especially you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rex thinks that it is just the natural order of things <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I tend to agree with him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I do find male homosexuality rather crude <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They tend to fuck anything that moves and spread disease <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A little harsh but I can see where you are coming from<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rex does not think that they are real men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It reminds me of the what my father was like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I need not ask what his trans views are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He considers them as being mentally ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Men are such strange creatures with such hard borders <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whereas girls like us have very soft borders <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We have both been with men and are not exclusively dykes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a win win situation the best of both worlds <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you mind if I smoke Beth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Go ahead <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you want one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not know that you smoked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only the odd one usually when I am exhausted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I remember my father had a smokers toy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On his bedside cabinet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I adored it when I was a child<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was plastic and in the shape of a coffin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you pushed the lid it opened <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And a skeleton on a spring stood up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the lid of the coffin was written<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poor Old Fred
He Smoked in Bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It took me years to get the joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you hungry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes I am famished <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is there much in the fridge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There usually is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When is Rex due back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not until very late as he has gone to the rugby international <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you like rugger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes Daddy used to play it to a good level <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He used to take us along to see Gloucester <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thirty hunky men rolling around in the mud <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How could any girl resist that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
True but no ideas okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The thought never crossed my mind <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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