{"id":15782,"date":"2023-08-13T04:28:14","date_gmt":"2023-08-13T03:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=15782"},"modified":"2023-08-13T04:34:53","modified_gmt":"2023-08-13T03:34:53","slug":"william-wilma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/13\/william-wilma\/","title":{"rendered":"William &#038; Wilma"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found out an interesting fact the other day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That Victorian men <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would pin their lovers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maidenhair to their hats <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As a token of affection <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I suppose that you might consider yourself lucky <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I am not your lover but your sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And that I always shave my cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is cleaner that way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also I have never seen you wearing a hat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do like it when you talk dirty Martha <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is not Martha but Wilma <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our dogs name is Martha <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really William one day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am going to give you such a clout <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See you next Tuesday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am always free on Tuesdays <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That hurt Wilma that really hurt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Good <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is more where that came from <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found out an interesting fact the other day What was that That Victorian men Would pin their lovers Maidenhair to their hats As a token of affection I suppose that you might consider yourself lucky Because I am not your lover but your sister And that I always shave my cunt It is cleaner [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15782"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15787,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15782\/revisions\/15787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}