{"id":1584,"date":"2015-05-31T14:54:34","date_gmt":"2015-05-31T14:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=1584"},"modified":"2015-05-31T14:54:34","modified_gmt":"2015-05-31T14:54:34","slug":"clerihews-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2015\/05\/31\/clerihews-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Clerihews Two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Clerihew One<\/p>\n<p>Plato invented scatter weed<br \/>\nWhich in its day was a feat indeed<br \/>\nThe downside was it covered most of Rome<br \/>\nAnd he was banished from the city and ordered home<\/p>\n<p>Clerihew Two<\/p>\n<p>Understanding Soren Kierkegaard<br \/>\nCan be painfully hard<br \/>\nHe was supposed to be an existentialist<br \/>\nBut in truth I have sold my bench for less<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clerihew One Plato invented scatter weed Which in its day was a feat indeed The downside was it covered most of Rome And he was banished from the city and ordered home Clerihew Two Understanding Soren Kierkegaard Can be painfully hard He was supposed to be an existentialist But in truth I have sold my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}