{"id":15924,"date":"2023-08-21T17:00:30","date_gmt":"2023-08-21T16:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=15924"},"modified":"2023-08-21T17:31:25","modified_gmt":"2023-08-21T16:31:25","slug":"exploring-the-outfield","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/21\/exploring-the-outfield\/","title":{"rendered":"Exploring the Outfield"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> I was exploring the outfield <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of my local cricket club <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Under the hot afternoon sun<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rosie was carrying her sandals <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She asked me about the outfielders <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was their function <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During a cricket match <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was it to stop the ball from <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Invading the nearby railway lines <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I explained that there was<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Left Fielder <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Centre Fielder <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And a Right Fielder <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And that it was their job<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To best be able to catch or field balls<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> That were batted over or through the infield<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rosie then lifted up her summer dress <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which enabled me to see her immaculately trimmed bush <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was surprised as in all my years in the outfield <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had never once thought of cricket as an erotic sport <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was exploring the outfield Of my local cricket club Under the hot afternoon sun Rosie was carrying her sandals She asked me about the outfielders What was their function During a cricket match Was it to stop the ball from Invading the nearby railway lines I explained that there was A Left Fielder A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15924"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15934,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15924\/revisions\/15934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}