{"id":15987,"date":"2023-08-25T10:57:09","date_gmt":"2023-08-25T09:57:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=15987"},"modified":"2023-08-25T11:11:41","modified_gmt":"2023-08-25T10:11:41","slug":"avril-mai-et-juin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/25\/avril-mai-et-juin\/","title":{"rendered":"Avril Mai et Juin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">I have three identical cousins \n\nThey are all very beautiful \n\nAnd like me are French-Israeli \n\nAlthough they are totally identical \n\nMai is the loveliest to look at \n\nAs she has ice green eyes \n\nWhereas the others have eyes of ink \n\nJuin is the tallest by far \n\nFollowed by Mai and Avril \n\nMai is a lesbian and lives with me \n\nJuin is a bicycle and lives next door \n\nAnd has been my part time lover for many years \n\nAvril is straight and is my full time lover \n\nAnd they all fuck my cousin Cha\u00efm when she is in Ftance \n\nWe are all artists and hang out at railway stations \n\nWaiting for troubled people to end their miserable lives\n\nWe bribe the cops so that we might finish our canvases \n\nThe importance of art over hygiene department pays our expenses\n\nI am also a tattooist and have tattooed the names \n\nOf the identical cousins on their identical backsides \n\nBut I have deliberately confused their names \n\nJuin is Mai and Avril is Mai and Juin \n\nJuin est Juin et Avril est Avril et Mai est Mai\n\nThis is to confuse casual lovers \n\nAnd inhibit any unpleasantness \n\nWhich is so tiresome \n\nOn hot summer afternoons \n\n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have three identical cousins They are all very beautiful And like me are French-Israeli Although they are totally identical Mai is the loveliest to look at As she has ice green eyes Whereas the others have eyes of ink Juin is the tallest by far Followed by Mai and Avril Mai is a lesbian [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15987"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15992,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15987\/revisions\/15992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}