You look a bit cross Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am feeling nauseous<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you feeling unwell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Far from it Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have a feeling that I know – <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you would be correct <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am just over six feet tall <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which is slightly above average height <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it was nothing in comparison <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Against the two WASP guys I saw in the street <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were at least six five tall maybe more<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would have taken them to be American Footballers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were magnificent specimens ready for breeding <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But as they passed me I noticed that they were holding hands <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This offended me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything offends you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were from New York <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you know that<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I recognised their accents <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So what has that got to do with it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have been to New York <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a great place <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will take your word for it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But if I lets say walked around the city <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With a Confederate flag draped over my shoulders <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then it is likely that I might cause offence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These two faggots were obviously visiting the UK <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But by holding hands they caused offence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only to you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The point I am making is that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When in Rome act as the Romans do<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who said that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The saying is hundreds of years old <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although I believe it is based <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the differences between Rome and Milan<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What does WASP mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Surely you knew that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you teasing me Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I am trying to illustrate the absurdity of your views<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then why does it make me feel sick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ask a doctor Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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