{"id":16068,"date":"2023-08-30T18:02:33","date_gmt":"2023-08-30T17:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16068"},"modified":"2023-08-30T19:13:48","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T18:13:48","slug":"a-girl-named-riely-frank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/30\/a-girl-named-riely-frank\/","title":{"rendered":"A Girl named Riley Frank"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is your name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Riley Frank <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you related to Anne Frank <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was my Great Aunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What inspired you to write a book about her<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I wanted to tell the truth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There have many books written about Anne <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I agree and very good books too <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But they missed something very important <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was that Riley <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was said that she walked around barefoot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For obvious reasons <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But that is partially untrue <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you look on that table <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you see <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A pair of red clogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They look quite old <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you know who they belonged to <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The last owner <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is partially correct <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please be more specific <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did they belong to Anne <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She had small feet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Were they left to you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I accept both left and right <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was because of these clogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That poor Anne was captured <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she liked nothing better <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Than walking around the apartment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wearing her red clogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which against wooden floors <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Made a considerable noise<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How tragic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not true <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then why did you mention it in your book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I wanted to make a name for myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you realise that you have wasted my time Riley <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a humour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was not a humour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is far from funny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found it very funny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought that it was quite inventive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do think that you need to see a shrink Miss Frank<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Riley <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are missing the point entirely Miss Newton <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ms <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is your first name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trevor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are missing the point Trevor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am going to conclude this interview <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is up to you but hear me out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Make your point <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The point is quite clear <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have written a detailed book about my Great Aunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a generous exploration of her short life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you lied <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You insinuated that Anne was captured <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because she wore those red clogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I purchased them at a local market <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They never belonged to Anne <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are very cruel Riley <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am leaving <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do so then <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you will miss the point <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What fucking point <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was deliberate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Deliberate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Explain <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you read many history books <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are some of these books on subjects such as colonialism and slavery<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you believe them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Most are well researched <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are not well researched <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Most of what is written is false <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is false history <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not agree with you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is your choice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If one of these books told you that two and two equalled five <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you believe them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because two and two equal four <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then why do you believe certain books <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That are when stripped down <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just false histories <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think I can see your argument <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have written something that you know to be untrue <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just to illustrate this point <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By using a humour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was my intention all along <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Will you own up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not straight away <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will let people attack me as you have <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then I will show them my hand <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then my fat arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With the words <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FUCK YOU <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Written in black ink <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This will be my only book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My next book will be ghost written by you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not a ghost writer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a journalist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We all ghost writers Julie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trevor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Julie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You will pen my posthumous autobiography <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you planning suicide Riley <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not sure <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have not decided yet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I do then you will be the first to know  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is your name Riley Frank Are you related to Anne Frank She was my Great Aunt What inspired you to write a book about her Because I wanted to tell the truth There have many books written about Anne I agree 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