He dreamt that a writer of erotic fiction had been stabbed to death on the doorstep of her dream cottage<\/p>\n
And that he was trapped on the summit of the Eiffel Tower and was quite terrified as the only way down was in a glass lift<\/p>\n
He dreamt that a famous friend took him on an excursion that cost more that the holiday that they were enjoying together<\/p>\n
When he awoke he found his dog Alpine Master <\/i>in his arms and hoped that their relaxation was not post-coital<\/p>\n
Smoking a cigarette his watched his girlfriend shower in strawberry water dashed with lime<\/p>\n
Later as she dressed he tattooed a bar of soap with his grandfather\u2019s identification numbers so it could suffer for the forgotten years<\/p>\n
The lovers then exchanged paperweights which exhibited the likenesses of French cities and prayed together for an hour and ten<\/p>\n
In the droplets of water still clinging to the shower room wall he saw Angela reclining reading from the Domesday Book<\/p>\n
He kissed each droplet in turn<\/p>\n
And asked her to read aloud<\/p>\n
Which she did without question<\/p>\n
As she knew that he loved his country as much as he loved her<\/p>\n
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