{"id":16254,"date":"2023-09-10T06:48:16","date_gmt":"2023-09-10T05:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16254"},"modified":"2023-09-10T07:45:41","modified_gmt":"2023-09-10T06:45:41","slug":"hotel-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/10\/hotel-paris\/","title":{"rendered":"Hotel Paris"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had been working for about an hour <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When there was a knock on my door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was staying at The Hotel Paris <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I needed a coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had ordered a coffee<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But when I answered the door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A woman in a beige coat stood in front of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you a doctor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I am an architect <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then you will do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have had an accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have cut my knee <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The woman then revealed her bloody knee <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you naked under your coat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why it is November <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is easy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Easy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I never wear clothes under the coat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even during the winter months <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I fall as I did today then I will not stain my fine 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class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have been following you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Following me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I always do when you visit Paris <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I know that if I ever fall over a bench in a large park <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I know that if I ever fall over a bench in a large park that you will treat me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anybody decent would do that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How decent are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is decent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man decent enough to let me share his hotel room without expecting anything in return <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A man decent enough to carry a medical box in his luggage <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There it is finished <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p 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