{"id":16268,"date":"2023-09-10T22:40:26","date_gmt":"2023-09-10T21:40:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16268"},"modified":"2023-09-10T22:42:39","modified_gmt":"2023-09-10T21:42:39","slug":"april-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/10\/april-eye\/","title":{"rendered":"April &#038; Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two scenarios <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Firstly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">April and I decide to spend<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> All day in bed fucking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Good idea in principle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the weather is hot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The air is humid <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Passion wilts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Second scenario <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">April and I decide to go to the beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is opposite our house <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Built a gazebo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Relax in the shade <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Swim <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Paddle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Doze <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Read <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Third scenario<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Invite Petra and Victoria around <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stay on the beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Discuss happiness<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Collect pebbles <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Create Beach Art <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Consider paperweights <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two scenarios Firstly April and I decide to spend All day in bed fucking Good idea in principle But the weather is hot The air is humid Passion wilts Second scenario April and I decide to go to the beach Which is opposite our house Built a gazebo Relax in the shade Swim Paddle Doze [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16268"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16271,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16268\/revisions\/16271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}