{"id":16307,"date":"2023-09-14T11:26:26","date_gmt":"2023-09-14T10:26:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16307"},"modified":"2023-09-14T11:38:27","modified_gmt":"2023-09-14T10:38:27","slug":"existential-connection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/14\/existential-connection\/","title":{"rendered":"Existential Connections"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few days ago I awoke one morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With a strong feeling <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That  I wanted to be grounded in existence<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or the experience of existence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I rang my best friend Ruth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And suggested that we might masturbate together <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We had done this before facing each other <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Naked in the box room which doubled as my study <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had always considered that I had a pretty cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whereas Ruth&#8217;s reminded me of chopped liver <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This said she had splendid breasts that put mine to shame <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The problem was that as we reached the halfway point of our journey <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My brother walked in as his football match had been cancelled <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bruce had no concept of the fundamentals of existentialism<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As he was training to become a footballer-priest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although Ruth was uneasy I insisted that we continue <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My aim was to create an existential connection<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And experience the experiences of existence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just for Marty and Ruth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I planned later kill my brother for invading our space  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago I awoke one morning With a strong feeling That I wanted to be grounded in existence Or the experience of existence So I rang my best friend Ruth And suggested that we might masturbate together We had done this before facing each other Naked in the box room which doubled as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16307"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16313,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16307\/revisions\/16313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}