{"id":16338,"date":"2023-09-17T10:53:11","date_gmt":"2023-09-17T09:53:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16338"},"modified":"2023-09-17T10:53:43","modified_gmt":"2023-09-17T09:53:43","slug":"the-goat-and-the-mountain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/17\/the-goat-and-the-mountain\/","title":{"rendered":"The Goat and The Mountain"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why did you not meet me for coffee<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because you did not answer my text <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not receive a text from you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here it is Sept 15 2023 at 1023<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe read it 2 me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie I am going up a mountain with a goat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have never really come to terms with your phone have you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No it has a mind of its own <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is why I love you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are the best twin sister a bloke could have <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And do not forget I am filthy in bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That 2 J.O.S.I.E .T.H.A.T.2<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Yes Josie Why did you not meet me for coffee Because you did not answer my text I did not receive a text from you Here it is Sept 15 2023 at 1023 Joe read it 2 me Josie I am going up a mountain with a goat You have never really come to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16338"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16340,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16338\/revisions\/16340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}