I was in Canterbury recently <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I saw the fattest woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I had ever seen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously she was fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was wondering if anybody <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had ever fucked her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is cruel Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a way I thought it might <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To be really honest<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have been physically impossible <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was she beautiful Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was the city beautiful on the day of your visit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was dreamy and quite beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All summer dresses and hot swirling breezes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beauty has no obvious uses Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nor is there any cultural necessity for it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Freud <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spot on <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you agree with this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your friend Geraldine showed me her tattoo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Geraldine is a very beautiful woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I thought the tattoo ugly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you have thought if the fat woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had a beautiful tattoo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is likely that I would have had trouble seeing it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two reasons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Firstly her rolls of fat would have hidden it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And secondly she had a dark skin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which would have inhibited inspection <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you like my tattoo Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because my likeness is just above your pubic fringe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a very personal position <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which receives no visitors except me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beautiful sister beautiful twin beautiful tattoo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are so full of shit Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your enigmatic statement challenges me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To delve into the profound role that beauty plays <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In my life and in society in general<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are still full of shit Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are drowning in shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who do you consider the most beautiful Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Geraldine or Josephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a difficult question Josie as you are fair <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And Geraldine has the complexion of ravens <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is because she is Greek and I am English <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are both very beautiful I cannot choose <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It like comparing blue with red<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is impossible <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In certain ways I feel sorry for you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Without Beauty the World is Nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who said that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is connected to my poetry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is an empty statement <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because you see no further than beauty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You lust after beauty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You cannot exist without beauty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have seen you cry because of the beauty you witness<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But have you ever considered what is beyond beauty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would consider it to be a nothingness <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nietzsche’s abyss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The fat woman might have had the sweetest of natures <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you considered that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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