{"id":16391,"date":"2023-09-20T10:24:54","date_gmt":"2023-09-20T09:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16391"},"modified":"2023-09-20T11:02:04","modified_gmt":"2023-09-20T10:02:04","slug":"months-of-whispers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/20\/months-of-whispers\/","title":{"rendered":"Months of Whispers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lives and Loves in the downstairs flat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is a tall girl not pretty but rather striking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During the cooler months she wears a Burberry coat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And a variety of fashionable scarves and hats <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yesterday she called me on her mobile <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As her cat had butchered a rat in her flat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> She was incredibly squeamish she asked me for help <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was when I was washing my hands in the bathroom <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I noticed her printed panties on an indoor washing line<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was a pair for every day of the week except Sunday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I asked her why she said that she went commando on Sunday&#8217;s <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My tall neighbour also had nothing but violet flannels stacked neatly on shelves <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lives and Loves in the downstairs flat She is a tall girl not pretty but rather striking During the cooler months she wears a Burberry coat And a variety of fashionable scarves and hats Yesterday she called me on her mobile As her cat had butchered a rat in her flat She was incredibly squeamish [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16391"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16397,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16391\/revisions\/16397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}