{"id":16403,"date":"2023-09-21T10:22:14","date_gmt":"2023-09-21T09:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16403"},"modified":"2023-09-21T10:29:37","modified_gmt":"2023-09-21T09:29:37","slug":"arrest-me-pippi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/21\/arrest-me-pippi\/","title":{"rendered":"Arrest Me Pippi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My sister is a cop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a good for nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a good combination <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We live together <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As rentals are so expensive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In this city full of Jews <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That said it is a peaceful city <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the bad guys were run out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Many years ago by the good guys <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For a joke I photographed Pippi <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Asleep in her perfumed bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The photos leave little to the imagination <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have published these photos online <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pippi is not happy with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> She is going to arrest me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And ensure that I am sent to jail <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So that she can have the bigger bedroom <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister is a cop I am a good for nothing It is a good combination We live together As rentals are so expensive In this city full of Jews That said it is a peaceful city As the bad guys were run out Many years ago by the good guys For a joke I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16403"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16409,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16403\/revisions\/16409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}