{"id":16585,"date":"2023-10-01T11:47:45","date_gmt":"2023-10-01T10:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16585"},"modified":"2023-10-01T12:45:11","modified_gmt":"2023-10-01T11:45:11","slug":"oktober","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/01\/oktober\/","title":{"rendered":"Oktober"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How are you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am feeling like shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had the fucking flu jab <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You were singing about Berlin<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I often sing about Berlin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yesterday I went to Sandgate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found my parents old house <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the High Street <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They left it in 1909<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was much the same as I remembered it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A rather beautiful woman was painting a wall <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was painting the wall green <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is the colour of mermaids <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I gave her a video in a jiffy bag <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She kissed me on the cheek <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Video <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did she have a video machine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But she had a collection of teapots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was it a video nasty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Video nasty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes such as faggots being anally raped by wild beasts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No it was a recording of the storms that hit Sandgate some years ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did your parents like the video <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you wearing a bra Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can see your nipples <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have dark nipples <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What has that to do with this conversation Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why did our parents not like the video <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because they no longer live in the house <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They moved some years ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was the beautiful woman wearing a bra <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I could not tell as she was wearing a sweater <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was she more beautiful than me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think you know the answer to that question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because she is your sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do I have another sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have never noticed that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who do you think she was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mrs Robson who lives at number twenty-eight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have fucked her Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have fucked all your sisters <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Berlin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not have a sister named Berlin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about Berlin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am going to Berlin tomorrow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are not well Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Berlin is more fun when you are not well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you like about Berlin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The rent boys <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That surprises me Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because you hate faggots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You do not think that they are real men<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have purchased a red dress <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you going to wear it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is too big for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I shall wear it on my trip <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is likely that you will be attacked or even killed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If there is anything real men dislike more than fags <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is men who wear dresses as they are so fucking perverted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is a camera is pointing directly toward a source of light<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Come again Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The camera is pointing directly toward a source of light<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you trying to say that they are fetishists<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes I am still rather confused <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We had one visit the leisure centre <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It changed with us <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Its name was Sarah <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you mind <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it turned me on <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was it hard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do I normally do when I get wet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dry yourself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ten <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very much it was a borderline twelve <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What happened to Sarah <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I rang you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not think it will be visiting the leisure centre again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because the disabled facilities are poor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do you have you such an attraction to rent boys <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I like the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie is confused <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rent boys in my world are faggots who sell their bodies and spread disease <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe is confused <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In my world they are navigational aids often illuminated that you see at sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The authorities in their wisdom rent them out to Joe&#8217;s like me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I like the sea and its navigational aids <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mine is called Richard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is popular name in the world of navigational aids<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why did you not name it after me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it has very pale nipples unlike you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Navigational aids do not have nipples <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nor do they wear gossamer shirts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are delirious Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am worried about my flu jab Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not want to grow wings <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I want you to complete this poem Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it will be banned <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because you are taking aim with a faulty scatter gun<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As you often do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You upset people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck them  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This poem ends now Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sit down and close your eyes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can close my eyes standing up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sit down and you will dream sweet dreams <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dreams about late summer roses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p 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