{"id":16614,"date":"2023-10-02T20:01:25","date_gmt":"2023-10-02T19:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16614"},"modified":"2023-10-02T20:04:26","modified_gmt":"2023-10-02T19:04:26","slug":"my-myopic-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/02\/my-myopic-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"My Myopic Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I purchased a book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By Machado de Assis <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst visiting my dead uncle earlier today<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was a bus ticket (possibly Greek) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Between the damp pages <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I informed my myopic cat of this find <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It showed a total disinterest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I purchased a book By Machado de Assis Whilst visiting my dead uncle earlier today There was a bus ticket (possibly Greek) Between the damp pages When I informed my myopic cat of this find It showed a total disinterest<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16614"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16617,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16614\/revisions\/16617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}