{"id":16621,"date":"2023-10-03T06:46:22","date_gmt":"2023-10-03T05:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16621"},"modified":"2023-10-03T06:48:43","modified_gmt":"2023-10-03T05:48:43","slug":"alka-seltzer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/03\/alka-seltzer\/","title":{"rendered":"Alka-Seltzer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We were lying in bed when I farted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You suggested an Alka-Seltzer<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And walked into the kitchen naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To fetch one for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I farted again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The girl across the street <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Watched this drama unfold <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Undressed and fetched her girlfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A glass of water and two Alka-Seltzer tablets <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even though her girlfriend was in Nicaragua<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is not an erotic poem <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were lying in bed when I farted You suggested an Alka-Seltzer And walked into the kitchen naked To fetch one for me I farted again The girl across the street Watched this drama unfold Undressed and fetched her girlfriend A glass of water and two Alka-Seltzer tablets Even though her girlfriend was in Nicaragua [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16621"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16623,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16621\/revisions\/16623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}