{"id":16624,"date":"2023-10-03T07:00:40","date_gmt":"2023-10-03T06:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16624"},"modified":"2023-10-03T11:42:51","modified_gmt":"2023-10-03T10:42:51","slug":"the-flat-opposite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/03\/the-flat-opposite\/","title":{"rendered":"The Flat Opposite"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can clearly see into my neighbours flat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They have curtains but never use them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am intimate with their lives <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Today the girl opposite fetched an Alka Seltzer  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As her boyfriend was farting a great deal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I watched her in the kitchen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her breasts are bigger and more prominent than mine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although my bum is more shapely than hers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For some reason this turned me on <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I removed my gown and fetched an Alka Seltzer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For my Nicaraguan girlfriend who was visiting her husband <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He lives on the outskirts of Managua with his boyfriend<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is not an erotic poem <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can clearly see into my neighbours flat They have curtains but never use them I am intimate with their lives Today the girl opposite fetched an Alka Seltzer As her boyfriend was farting a great deal I watched her in the kitchen Her breasts are bigger and more prominent than mine Although my bum [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16624"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16628,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16624\/revisions\/16628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}