{"id":16682,"date":"2023-10-06T09:44:56","date_gmt":"2023-10-06T08:44:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16682"},"modified":"2023-10-06T09:46:39","modified_gmt":"2023-10-06T08:46:39","slug":"the-alternative-bible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/06\/the-alternative-bible\/","title":{"rendered":"The Alternative Bible"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blessed are the cunts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In Thorpe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For they will inherit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Scunthorpe <br><br><br>This is not funny Freddie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is not even <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Scunthorpe Problem <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And quite why you mention the Bible  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just illustrates the vagueness of your mind <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Other than that I like your play on words <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blessed are the cunts In Thorpe For they will inherit Scunthorpe This is not funny Freddie This is not even The Scunthorpe Problem And quite why you mention the Bible Just illustrates the vagueness of your mind Other than that I like your play on words<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16682"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16685,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16682\/revisions\/16685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}