{"id":16780,"date":"2023-10-12T10:38:17","date_gmt":"2023-10-12T09:38:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16780"},"modified":"2023-10-12T11:17:12","modified_gmt":"2023-10-12T10:17:12","slug":"rubbish-into-art","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/12\/rubbish-into-art\/","title":{"rendered":"Rubbish Into Art"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is a politician so fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I am considering <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Turning her into a piece of art <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By painting a landscape on her fat fat arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It will not be as lovely as the chewing gum art<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That entertains me each day on the Millennium Bridge <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I am sure that the Grand Canyon will be quite satisfying <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although this will be a nightscape if you get my obvious drift <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will feature the moon and the shadows<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The choppers and the night tourists <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And many other interesting things <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In no way by looking at this rather ugly creature <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you consider her  to be a piece of art <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she is quite gruesome to look at<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Especially when she opens her mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But like the chewing gum man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I try to make ordinary things no matter how distasteful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Look as if they have some worth in the world <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is my mission in life to make the gruesome gorgeous <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And after I have finished painting this disgusting politician <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will move on to Whitechapel and dry freeze vomit mounds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Until they are as hard as wrought iron<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> They have endless abstract possibilities <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My aim is to be the Jackson Pollock of East London <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a politician so fat That I am considering Turning her into a piece of art By painting a landscape on her fat fat arse It will not be as lovely as the chewing gum art That entertains me each day on the Millennium Bridge But I am sure that the Grand Canyon will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16780"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16780\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16789,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16780\/revisions\/16789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}