{"id":16796,"date":"2023-10-13T13:36:02","date_gmt":"2023-10-13T12:36:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16796"},"modified":"2023-10-13T16:04:22","modified_gmt":"2023-10-13T15:04:22","slug":"death-threats-and-other-love-letters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/13\/death-threats-and-other-love-letters\/","title":{"rendered":"Death Threats and other Love Letters"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I frequently receive correspondence from fans and anti-fans reacting to my poetry and fictions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1\/ <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are a not a poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Keats was a poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are a piece of shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Die Soon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Love Mum <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(PS are you still coming for dinner on Sunday)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2\/ <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I find your poetry racist homophobic and sexist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(what about transphobic) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yet I think you are handsome <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please send me a dick photograph <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I sleep alone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3\/<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What the fuck are you on about <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You make no sense <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who is this man of the mountains <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is so important about the Number 6 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4\/<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi my name is Norman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love my pronouns <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(What are your pronouns) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(I have none as I cannot think of anything more idiotic)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You say that you are a fashionista <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So please give me some tips <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Panties String or nothing at all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dresses short or dresses long <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How much flesh should I reveal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Red blue green or pastels <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Black or white <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bra or no bra <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shaven pits or the natural look <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bush Brazilian or Shaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think you care Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tattoos yes tattoos no <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are my favourite poet Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can I borrow your lipstick <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">5\/ <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck You Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your poetry disgusts me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is very violent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you live in Sydney <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the Nineteen-Eighties  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I think you threw me off a cliff <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">6\/<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have changed my life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I thank you for that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You take me on journeys <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I would never have experienced <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Without your gentle guidance <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You poetry makes me so happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have taught me to think and see <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am proud to be your muse Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PS &#8211; would you pick up some carrots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On your way home <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As we are having a stew tonight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">7\/<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you believe this shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I am sad 4 U <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From Joe 2 Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I frequently receive correspondence from fans and anti-fans reacting to my poetry and fictions 1\/ You are a not a poet Keats was a poet You are a piece of shit Die Soon Love Mum (PS are you still coming for dinner on Sunday) 2\/ I find your poetry racist homophobic and sexist (what about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16796"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16807,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16796\/revisions\/16807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}