I have a step sister named Judith <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She recently had a decent well paid job <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then out of nothing she was dismissed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This seemed unusual to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I asked her the reason why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It seems that the guy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who owned the company <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was a sleaze who made Judith’s life hell<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Without going into explicit detail <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He made unwelcome advances <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And touched her inappropriately <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As well as suggesting illicit meetings<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She tried to take action against him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But found it hard as the cops <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Saw her as a brassy northern girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then she was made redundant <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Under the cover of restructuring <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This shattered her as she felt used and dirty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was then that I hatched a plan with Judith <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which was unlikely to fail as I was dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I found out that the sleaze liked bubble tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And popped into Bubble Cafe Green at least twice a week<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mostly when the tiny Japanese waitress was on duty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Judith contacted him and said that she had been mistaken <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And might they meet up for a chat in the bubble cafe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He fell into our trap straight away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And this is where I came in <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I dressed as a psychopath and sat opposite them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And waited until he went for a piss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I followed him into the pastel toilets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And as he held his filthy dick cut his fucking throat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I also stabbed him between the shoulder blades <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was as I was leaving the toilet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I noticed that the cubicles <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were painted in three different colours <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sleaze’s death site was turquoise splattered red <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whereas the others were a dove grey and a gentle lavender <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I actually admired these calming colours a great deal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And thought about them as I left the cafe via a back door <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Judith raised the alarm after about ten minutes as planned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And was initially associated with the crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it was obvious she was totally innocent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even when her sad history came to light <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She later found another job with decent people<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I returned to where I had originated <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bubble cafe after being closed for a while <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Reopened and because of its macabre reputation <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Became incredibly popular so popular <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That another outlet was soon opened across town <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I was alive bubble tea was just coming in <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I tasted it once and thought it to be expensive dogs piss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My step sister has similar thoughts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But likes some bubble teas especially the milky ones <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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