{"id":16868,"date":"2023-10-17T00:32:11","date_gmt":"2023-10-16T23:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=16868"},"modified":"2023-10-17T00:32:11","modified_gmt":"2023-10-16T23:32:11","slug":"christopher-waterspout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/17\/christopher-waterspout\/","title":{"rendered":"Christopher Waterspout"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Christopher Waterspout likes cream cheese <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His girlfriend Trudy does not like cream cheese <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was born in a house near the Box Tunnel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is a huge nuclear bunker nearby <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And it is rumoured that steam locomotives <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which were part of the Strategic Reserve <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Were hidden there under the deep hills <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I believe this to have an element of truth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is Neil Waterspout  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am Christopher&#8217;s younger brother <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> And although he was not born in Box <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I share his enthusiasm for cream cheese <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christopher Waterspout likes cream cheese His girlfriend Trudy does not like cream cheese I was born in a house near the Box Tunnel There is a huge nuclear bunker nearby And it is rumoured that steam locomotives Which were part of the Strategic Reserve Were hidden there under the deep hills I believe this to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16868"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16869,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16868\/revisions\/16869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}