It was an early start for me yesterday<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was meeting my publisher for coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are not publishing your shit again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sadly they are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But is not about me at all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It concerns a conversation I overheard<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whose conversation <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well two women <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were they pretty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would say that they were more feminine than pretty<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were like you Miriam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not great looking but incredibly feminine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have I hurt you Miriam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do I look bothered <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am unhappy that I hurt you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Liar
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tell me about the conversation Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What was it about <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rugby <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rugby <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes rugby <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a mans sport <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But some women love the sport <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And play it Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know and it is pretty gruesome to watch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like Eastern European weightlifters chasing a ball<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We stray <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What was this conversation that amused you so much about <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Rugby World Cup <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were chatting about how handsome some of the players were <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree some are absolute hunks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not hear that Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well the gist of what they were saying is how rugby is played by real men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Real men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I played rugger you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For some fifths deep in Berkshire <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you any good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Reasonably <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What position <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mostly on the wing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are quite tall Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am about 1.85<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I was dwarfed by some of the brick shithouses <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know Berkshire Young Farmers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The type who bang fence posts in with their heads <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ugly<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These girls were speaking about the South Africans <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Especially about a chap named Eban Etzeberh <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who is incredibly good looking and about six seven tall <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They said that he was their idea of a real man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Handsome solid with no hint of the feminine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There were other players mentioned but this one stuck out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They as I noted said rugby players were real men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And you would hard pressed to find a faggot among them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In my view women find real men more attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is quite obvious it is perfectly normal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When one is young you look at your father as strong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is the same thing with women as they like strong men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like gentle men Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Men who care <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How many faggot friends do you have Miriam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
None <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My case is closed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You really do not like them do you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not think that they are real men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rather like the women on the tube <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They prefer their men to be tough <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And not anal obsessed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Most men are cunt obsessed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is how we function <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you ever think of me in that way <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are exceptions Muriel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you know something Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am cunt obsessed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have to be knowing somebody like you <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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