{"id":17025,"date":"2023-10-24T09:14:27","date_gmt":"2023-10-24T08:14:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17025"},"modified":"2023-10-24T09:27:22","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T08:27:22","slug":"theories-of-narrative","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/24\/theories-of-narrative\/","title":{"rendered":"Theories of Narrative"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have been in prison for just over three years <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is an odd prison as I can move freely around the complex <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are gates but these were not manned and the walls do not exist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I share the prison with some of the members of the Hampstead Riots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whose main concern in life is discussing and shaving their armpits  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are decent people but I do not really mix with them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A recent innovation is that this prison is now mixed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is taken very naturally as many areas are shared <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My closest friend is the head cook who creates special meals <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We spent a great deal of time together in her girlfriends cell <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her girlfriend is the prison governor and also my sexual partner <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Today I have been invited to meet our local Member of Parliament&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stella Stella Stella &#8211; Stella Stella Stella &#8211; Jane Jane Lane <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At present we are strolling around Bound Town not far from the Stella  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She has asked me why I was imprisoned for such a long time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I note that I committed along with five others the biggest financial crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ever recorded in England Scotland or Wales <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Three of us have been caught and imprisoned whereas the other three are three <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have discussed my plans to travel widely on my release as I am a very rich man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But before I leave I will donate my collection of hyper granite to the local museum <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been in prison for just over three years It is an odd prison as I can move freely around the complex There are gates but these were not manned and the walls do not exist I share the prison with some of the members of the Hampstead Riots Whose main concern in life [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17025"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17031,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17025\/revisions\/17031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}