You look amused Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What has amused you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kew Gardens <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is one of my favourite places <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And mine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So what is funny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kew has turned queer<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In what way <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is celebrating queerness and plants <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can pop along and listen as those who bugger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tell you that plants are queer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Imagine if the Victorians came back to listened to all this shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why we lost the Empire <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Queer plants <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trans toadstalls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faggot Fungi <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Peado Peonies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dyke Daffodils <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where will it end <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know queers are fond of cucumbers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So am I <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To stick up their arses Josie not to eat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is part of a much bigger disease you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you starting again Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I am just staring into the abyss and do not like what I see <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It will all end in tears you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The decent people will rise up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mark my word <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hate seeing you sad Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You take life far too seriously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a visionary <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you see the show <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What show <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kew Gardens silly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I do not want my happy memories corrupted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you doing Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taking my nightie off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whatever for <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The people at the bus stop might see you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The 69 is due quite soon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is running late <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here Joe what do you see <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You without your nightie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am naked Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can see that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you really see <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My identical sister naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you feel Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I need a coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you see between my legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The kitchen floor<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No a little higher<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is another name for a cunt Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are you going Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My cunt is often referred to as a Lady Garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You enjoy my Lady Garden Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shout it a bit louder Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am sure the bus queue will be interested <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We might get arrested <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And end up in a prison cell you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then we better go into hiding <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where do you suggest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kew <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kew Gardens <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have tickets for the Queer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No way Josie no way <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have planned this all along <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why are you so interested in it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I like pansies so much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whilst you are there you can buy me a cactus Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have a cold shower you are a disgusting creature <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will have no part of your wild fantasies<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I will settle for a cucumber <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or maybe a marrow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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