I have a very important job in the City <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And a lifestyle to match <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it is an empty lifestyle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I hate every second of it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But my spirits have been lifted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I have recently discovered <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The best Nihilist Toilet in London <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I discovered the poetry by accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I was feeling unwell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
After a heavy night out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And had stumbled into the toilet<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The walls of cubicle six <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were a wonder to behold <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here is recent poem <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which I will share
The Violent Ones <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I saw two drunks sitting at a bus stop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which irritated me as I despise drunks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I ignored them as the hour was late <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I could smell these drunks from a distance<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I turned turned my head away<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yet I had time to notice that one of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was wearing a yellow print dress <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This immediately aroused my anger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the whole idea of men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wearing dresses sickens me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was about to return to my car <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To get my trusty basesball bat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When the smaller drunk spoke to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was not a pervert dressed as a women <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But a women dressed as a decaying angel<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She had no Adam’s Apple visible <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which was a sign of my pathetic mistake <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I told the pair to wait and walked to a nearby off license <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where I purchased three bottles of cheap whisky <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I gave the bottles to the grateful drunks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who were too pissed as to understand my false charity <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you might guess I did not do this out of goodness <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But just to aid their rapid journey into an Irreversible Hell
Under the poem the name Norman is mentioned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Norman is likely to have been the poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are other nihilistic poems in cubicle six <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But none as good as this brutal poem <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a way these works cleanse me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They should not cleanse me but they do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If my life of lost content this is quite rare <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I will not question it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I have a very important job in the City And a lifestyle to match But it is an empty lifestyle And I hate every second of it But my spirits have been lifted As I have recently discovered The best Nihilist Toilet in London I discovered the poetry by accident As I was feeling unwell […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17133"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17142,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17133\/revisions\/17142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}