{"id":17155,"date":"2023-10-29T13:32:45","date_gmt":"2023-10-29T13:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17155"},"modified":"2023-10-29T13:45:41","modified_gmt":"2023-10-29T13:45:41","slug":"hit-men-cherish-poets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/29\/hit-men-cherish-poets\/","title":{"rendered":"Hit Men Cherish Poets"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During the deep depths of my despair <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I took out a contract on my own life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know the type <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Buy one and get one three <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Money back if not totally satisfied <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I soon changed my mind <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I wanted to write poetry again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I had fucked up and lost the contract <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which was a little scary <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To say the least <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I looked in the cupboard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I looked in the loft <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it was nowhere to be found <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something had to be done <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I waited for the hit man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And beat him to death with a smoker <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I knew that there would be others <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who would come after me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I made it my role in life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To become a hit man myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I purchased a chic white shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I purchased a chic black suit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I purchased a chic cherry handgun<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With free shades supplied <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And began stalking the underworld <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To date I have killed twenty-seven hit men <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I still do not feel safe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So if by any chance <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am the victim of a successful shit  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then please accept this poem as my confession <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During the deep depths of my despair I took out a contract on my own life You know the type Buy one and get one three Money back if not totally satisfied But I soon changed my mind As I wanted to write poetry again But I had fucked up and lost the contract Which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17155"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17161,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17155\/revisions\/17161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}