{"id":17196,"date":"2023-10-31T18:17:17","date_gmt":"2023-10-31T18:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17196"},"modified":"2023-10-31T20:41:47","modified_gmt":"2023-10-31T20:41:47","slug":"sluice-skull","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/31\/sluice-skull\/","title":{"rendered":"Sluice Skull"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last night whilst washing up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found a tiny fly drowning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Using a piece of tis sue <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I rescued this small creature <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it died soon after wards <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This upset me a great deal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I had caused the accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was due to attend another lynching <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I gave this a miss with little thought <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I had become bored of lynchings <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Today I felt much better <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And have returned to my day job <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A killin a illin of the lrft pf my centr <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The funeral is tomorrow tomorrow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have left it to a subordinate<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ro carry out my neccessary tassks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Red Light burns under the Torrii Gate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night whilst washing up I found a tiny fly drowning Using a piece of tis sue I rescued this small creature But it died soon after wards This upset me a great deal As I had caused the accident I was due to attend another lynching But I gave this a miss with little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17196"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17203,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17196\/revisions\/17203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}