{"id":17275,"date":"2023-11-04T08:01:35","date_gmt":"2023-11-04T08:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17275"},"modified":"2023-11-04T08:08:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-04T08:08:46","slug":"leaf-greetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/04\/leaf-greetings\/","title":{"rendered":"Leaf Greetings"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you get me my shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I am a little cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where is it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hanging on the chair <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you doing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am trying to set it alight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I prefer to see you naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which shirt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blue or red <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I only have one shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The blue one <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will pass you your shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The blue one <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And will not damage it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See I have thrown my lighter <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Out of the window <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What have I got to do for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you not totally exhausted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The deal is if I pass you your shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then you will make me a strong coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My shirt Simon as I want to survive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The journey to the kitchen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> It is jolly cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is a northern city Katherine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They tend to be much colder<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> During the long dark months  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you get me my shirt Why Because I am a little cold Where is it Hanging on the chair What are you doing I am trying to set it alight Why Because I prefer to see you naked Which shirt Blue or red I only have one shirt The blue one I will pass [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17275"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17280,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17275\/revisions\/17280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}