{"id":17310,"date":"2023-11-05T15:44:14","date_gmt":"2023-11-05T15:44:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17310"},"modified":"2023-11-05T15:50:07","modified_gmt":"2023-11-05T15:50:07","slug":"wild-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/05\/wild-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Wild Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Earlier today a wild dog <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Came into my farmyard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And savaged my cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Along with her tiny kittens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">None were spared <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I blew the dog in half <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With my powerful shotgun <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And to my total surprise <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was heavily criticised  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By my immediate neighbours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who I had always thought of <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As useful idiots and nothing more  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier today a wild dog Came into my farmyard And savaged my cat Along with her tiny kittens None were spared I blew the dog in half With my powerful shotgun And to my total surprise I was heavily criticised By my immediate neighbours Who I had always thought of As useful idiots and nothing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17310"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17315,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17310\/revisions\/17315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}