{"id":17377,"date":"2023-11-08T13:41:53","date_gmt":"2023-11-08T13:41:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17377"},"modified":"2023-11-08T13:52:03","modified_gmt":"2023-11-08T13:52:03","slug":"bobbie-shows-me-her-boobies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/08\/bobbie-shows-me-her-boobies\/","title":{"rendered":"Bobbie shows me her Boobies"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My Cousin Bobbie and I were travelling <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On a fast express train <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Towards her Manchester home <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She had been crying <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she had lost her job <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because of a couple of embarrassing mistakes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which caused an important customer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To close their account <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even though the carriage was full <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bobbie insisted on showing me her boobies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I must say that I could hardly wait <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But then she handed me her customer letter <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which read in part &#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am your new accunt manager <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is Roberta Waterbury <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I am based in our Cunthorpe Street Office <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although bitterly disappointed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I asked Bobbie what she thought her customer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She smiled through her tears <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And quietly whispered <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were nigger cunts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Than most of my other accunts <br><br><br><br>Fin<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Cousin Bobbie and I were travelling On a fast express train Towards her Manchester home She had been crying As she had lost her job Because of a couple of embarrassing mistakes Which caused an important customer To close their account Even though the carriage was full Bobbie insisted on showing me her boobies [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17377"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17384,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17377\/revisions\/17384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}