{"id":17407,"date":"2023-11-09T23:17:44","date_gmt":"2023-11-09T23:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17407"},"modified":"2023-11-09T23:17:44","modified_gmt":"2023-11-09T23:17:44","slug":"chickens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/09\/chickens\/","title":{"rendered":"Chickens"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chickens in cages in a lorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I followed the vehicle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For about half an hour<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Until it pulled into Services Carol <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The driver had left his keys <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the ignition such was his rush <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I stole the chicken lorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And drove to Abbey Farm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where I released the chickens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cage by cage row by row<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This took me over three hours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I then drove the lorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To a spot about a mile<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From Services Carol <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And walked innocently <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Back to my car <br><br><br><br>Written on my phone in Cambridgeshire\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chickens in cages in a lorry I followed the vehicle For about half an hour Until it pulled into Services Carol The driver had left his keys In the ignition such was his rush So I stole the chicken lorry And drove to Abbey Farm Where I released the chickens Cage by cage row by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17408,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17407\/revisions\/17408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}