I woke up this morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And drowned in my disappointment<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The skies were grey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rain was threatened <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The cat was unwell again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And had shit in the rockery <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Corbyn had not died <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Screaming of cancer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whilst I slept <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The pigs were politicised <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And so anally fucking weak <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Protests had not been banned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All protests that I disagree with <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Should be banned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I saw a homosexual <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enter the greengrocers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Opposite my kitchen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This made me feel sick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As bum bandits and cornflakes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not mix in any circumstances <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I switched the radio on <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And for an hour shit flowed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taylor Swift <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ed Fucking Sheeran <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Six is a perfect number <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You fucking idiots <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then God spoke to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Move the dial to Radio 27 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As Rage of Light are playing Opaque <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I promise you that you will like it my only son <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I crawled into town I felt very very happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The tents of the homeless were blazing well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And adding to the flowing morning mists <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Swastikas was being sprayed by Jews <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the railway stations north and south <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But then my happiness was shattered <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I suddenly found that I had collapsed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dying on the steps of a church<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like many before me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How fucking original <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dear Reader <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You might think that I am abusing substances <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And you would be right <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I abuse substances <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Otherwise how would I write <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Till next time <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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