{"id":17481,"date":"2023-11-13T03:59:44","date_gmt":"2023-11-13T03:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17481"},"modified":"2024-01-30T21:14:27","modified_gmt":"2024-01-30T21:14:27","slug":"stark-naked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/13\/stark-naked\/","title":{"rendered":"Stark Naked"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stark naked at 02:30 am <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuse blown <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Torch lost <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cat has thrown up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have tried to be philosophical <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About these unrelated events <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it is very hard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the small hours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Torch found <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuse sorted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cat cleaned up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Back to bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was this a bad dream <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or was it real <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And why have I <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A bruise on my ankle  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stark naked at 02:30 am Fuse blown Torch lost The cat has thrown up I have tried to be philosophical About these unrelated events But it is very hard In the small hours Torch found Fuse sorted Cat cleaned up Back to bed Was this a bad dream Or was it real And why have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17481"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17484,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17481\/revisions\/17484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}