{"id":17538,"date":"2023-11-16T06:29:35","date_gmt":"2023-11-16T06:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=17538"},"modified":"2023-11-16T07:04:35","modified_gmt":"2023-11-16T07:04:35","slug":"getting-straight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/16\/getting-straight\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting Straight"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fathers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Son <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have a confession to make <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you flunking out of college<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then what <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am in a relationship with a girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">WHAT <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes I like girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have no attraction to men <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The anus holds no mysteries for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like the soft skin of a beautiful woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The perfumed touch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The soft lips <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And above all her femininity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are are friends going to say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tommy likes girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We will be excluded you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you living together <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes in a little apartment in the Heights <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have not listened to a word that we have said <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is her name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pearl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh that gets even worse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Worse what to you mean Fathers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can you not see it Tommy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are straight and now you are living with a &#8211; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Living with a what <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know what I mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you saying that I am in a relationship with a &#8211; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you upset that I am in a relationship with a &#8211; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You do not have to worry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because Pearl is not a negro <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you sure <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With a name like that Tommy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No she is as white as I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her dad for what it is worth is a Klansman <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are going to have to get used to the fact that unlike you I am straight<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was born straight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I grew up straight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am straight<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you have a photograph of Pearl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you think Ralph <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Probably the same as you Julian <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nordic type <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very strong and blond hair to die for <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is she a natural blonde Tommy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The last time I looked she was a natural blonde <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tommy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When can we meet her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You mean that I can bring her around <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Times are more liberal now Tommy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are going to have to accept the Nordic types<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blue eyes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tall <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is almost as tall as me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Very <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What does she think about faggots like us <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have never asked her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you ashamed of us <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because with all the shit going down in the world at present <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not think that she would care that I have faggot fathers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyway she knows your names which might be a giveaway <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is she totally straight Tommy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As straight as I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A straight Nordic maiden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Think about it Ralph <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am thinking about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It will something different to tell our friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you think that they will be impressed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Time will tell Julian <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Time will tell<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fathers Son I have a confession to make Are you flunking out of college No Then what I like girls I am in a relationship with a girl WHAT Yes I like girls I have no attraction to men The anus holds no mysteries for me I like the soft skin of a beautiful woman 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